no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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