Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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