he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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