: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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