I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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