I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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