yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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