I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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