omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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