I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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