he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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