i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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