i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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