Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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