i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
