How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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