My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I think people are normalizing furries
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
