Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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