nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
it was like his penis was on wheels.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize