Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Why is there bacon in the couch?
im on a boat
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