i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Welp...herpes.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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