What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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