playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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