tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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