ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I love you.
Bad choice
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