there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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