i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We just shotgunned beers for America
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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