I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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