North Korea, Best Korea!
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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