If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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