One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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