just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
So. Much. Porn.
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