Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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