She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We left an ass print on the piano.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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