So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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