We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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