Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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