Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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