I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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