also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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