is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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