..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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