i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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