I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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