Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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