I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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