Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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