MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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