My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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