Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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