I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm always down for nudity.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize